India may win Hockey World Cup!!!

Hi dear friends ,all the hockey lovers and the sundries…..for past few days I am really wondering whether India would really perform any good in world cup.So much for the trouble we are taking for organizing the event….security measures,players revolt,etc,etc.

But looking at the few withdrawals from the tournament you may never know that India may after all win the world cup……at least that was the dream i dreamed today!!!

I know I may sound like a seasoned critic but definitely you can’t expect anything different from a guy who has “wasted” precious time supporting Team India through good and bad times since he was born (earlier part could be a debatable issue!!!).

So after seeing Sydney Olympics debacle, Beijing Olympics ignominy I hoped that I will never support hockey again in my life!!!…..”TO HELL WITH HOCKEY I SAID”!!!…So much that I gave up the moderating of Hockey website to do something fruitful!!!……But alas I dreamed a dream of Indian winning Hockey world cup and lo I am back supporting Hockey again…I guess its virtue of foolish people that of never learning from their past mistakes!!!And I am fool of first order!!!

Bye friends see you next time till then……..

LONG LIVE INDIAN HOCKEY!!!!

4TH IDIOT!!!

Hi folks,
Happy new year to all!!!Its been loooooooooooooooong time since I haven't wriiten any thing.So to end the drought I am here!!!
Lot of things happened in the previous year......ended the year by watching 3Idiots though reached 1 hour late also next time also reached late thus earning the sobriquet of "4 Idiot"!!!
So after initial explaining about the title of this post lets get on with the usual business....So previous year was very interesting one and happening...against all expectations I got placed through campus in HDFC bank....still wondering why I did MBA because initially also worked in the bank and after MBA same job!!!.....So much for value addition of MBA...and 2 years of life...but I am known for making such Quixotic decisions...nah....its my forte...& I promise you I will never let you folks down about it!!!So year has ended and still I am without any proper aim about life!!!Needless to say still VIRGIN!!! Hope in new year as like previous new years I get aptitude to reach all the altitudes(No double meaning here)!!!
So friends let me stop here to bore you once again wishing you all happy new year and whatever happens to your new resolutions,work-life,love-life,family life I promise you one think I will do enough of IDIOTness to keep you all people happy and inject enthusiasm in your life....so watch out for this space!!!!
So long my friends till then!!!

GOOD BYE MY FRIEND!!!

Dear Ejaz.....it pains me to write this....its a magnanimous loss to me that you are no longer among us...You were my one of few trusted and best friends......nah.you were like brother to me......I will surely miss all the fun we had......all the girls we chased.....all the projects/assignments we made....all the philosophy we tried to impose on each other .....all the dreams we saw....all is lost now my friend.....but I promise you...I will overcome this as well as you used to say...be brave and face the world don't be afraid be smart!!!....May you get place in heaven....and at night when i see stars I will think you looking at me!!!
I have decided I will be the person so that you would have proud of me....today after hearing your death news I lost my control..I had project presentation I was afraid.nervous ...but I remembered you and I said to myself I will do this extremely good for my friend Ejaz!!! And what a result my professor said to me "very good".....after presentation....I was became nostalgic and remembered our BSc-I.T. days when Pushkaraj & Ejaz where considered best presenters and project makers!!!
My bro.....I will miss U!!!....May U R soul R.I.P!!!...Amen!!!...Inshahallah!!!

To end this thing with a poem dedicated to you ....one of my favourite song by
"The Doors"......"The End".......
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again
....................................
....................................
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But youll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

P.S.Guy on the extreme left with black shirt and tie is Ejaz Usman Mithawala!!!
Photo taken Vartak college tie day December 2005!!!

24 REVOLUTIONS!

Hi all ya folks!
I am completing 24 revolutions round the sun today! According to horoscope 24 will bring me nice opportunity to earn money but summer placements are nowhere to be seen near!
And to top it all my low net present face value! But today going for neo sports summer interview lets see how it turns out as it is my favourite area and i only understand sports!....Actually i am too dumb for anything!
Till then lets hope for the best..hope to improve myself in 25Th year as i am hoping for last scores and four years so....without an iota of improvement!
Adios to ya.....so long dear Friends for now!

MY PERSONA HAS CHANGED!!!

Today on the auspicious day of Friday the 13th I am writing my thoughts ,hoping against the hope that this day may bring me luck ,though this day may be cause for worry for many people but being conventional was my never school of thought.
I am back from personality development camp from Khandala and my persona has changed.....I have lost two kg!!!So much so for my new learning's!!!
Personality Development camp was good learning experience because it strongly communicated to me my shortcomings once again....like I am gauche while dealing with people at times....it will take a hell lot of work from my side to get a girl!!![A certain person called Nikhil Pimputkar should take latter part of above line with pinch of salt!] And etc...(etc means i have many flaws but just overlook them because they all are mundane alibis....)
Mid terms have once again come to haunt me!!! And I am the most unprepared person in whole NLDIMSR!!! Hope PD Camp 2009 may bring me good luck also so I can pass exams with flying colours.
P.S. Still wondering whats the use of P.D. camp when it demoralizes you by reiterating your short comings!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Hey folks 2008 is gone and good thing about it was that it finally ended!
It was very important year with lot of important events taking place like stock
markets going burst I-Bank giants like Lehman Bros going belly up! Indo-US Nuclear Deal,Mumbai terror attacks,Rafael Nadal defeating king Federer on grass,Hamilton becoming youngest F1 champ and to say the least me getting admission in NLDIMSR!!!....
2009 has dawned two weeks ago and why the hell I am wishing you happy new year well.......
sanity was never my school of thought!!!
So lets hope 2009 will bring good luck to me and you all.Though as one great man once said
this time is as good as any other time!
We have to make time good and there is no such thing as good time because to prove point practically
my results are out and I have flunked in one subject! Failed for the first time in life despite studying!!!
GOD SAVE NLDIMSR! ......And I am seriously feeling that I am Prodigal son of my mom.....god give strength and blessing
to this good woman.
Well talking about my new year resolution they are as follows:
(1)I WILL STUDY HARD.
(2)I WILL TRY TO BEHAVE SANELY.
(3)I WILL TRY TO GET GIRL FRIEND ASAP(READ THE LINE AS LOOSE VIRGINITY).
(4)I WILL TRY TO BE A GOOD SON OF MY MOM.
(5) LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST, I WILL NEVER MAKE RESOLUTIONS.

So Friends this was Five Point Something From Me!
So Enjoy life till i meet you again.....
P.S. I am serious though about resolution number 3.
P.S. I am still crying that i have flunked in one subject....I need a shoulder to cry!!!!
P.S. The above two sentences were aimed at all the descendants of Eve!

Miles To Go...........

Pondering over my life of last score of years on this day of Winter Solstice makes me philosophical!!!
Even prophets of philosophy like Immanuel Kant,Stendhal ,Nietzsche would have been proud of me!!!
I have made million mistakes and few right things though latter part is debatable but optimism never killed anyone and I don't want to be its first casualty!!!
So I will be making mistakes so that I will have more such chances at least to compare myself with above mentioned prophets!
So before I sign off a nice little poetry that I studied in English in my 5th Grade.
Poem by Robert Frost :
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there's some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

QUARTER LIFE CRISIS!!!!

My Dear friends,
You must have all heard of mid-life crisis now hear about quarter life crisis.Its symptoms are-10 Point Something..they are:
(1)You are struggling to finish the course which you have taken up at masters level.
(2)You have no money.....totally broke.
(3)Your mom thinks that you have wasted "quarter" of your life doing nothing.
(4)There is problem of "placements" all around .
(5)Your Friends think you are more liability to group than asset.
(6) You think this world is whole conspiracy against you and your dreams.
(7)You get jealous of your Friends.....let me add undeserving..who are at good places than you.
(8)You don't have any girl!!!!
(9)On top of it all the "lukkhas" are having hot chicks.....or girl whom you like is already hooked(Perennial Problem of many though!)
(10)Last but not the least.....you know you are looser till now!!!!!

So my dear Friends above are symptoms of this deadly crisis.If anyone of you have any remedy for it please please please contact me......I am waiting!!!

PRISONER OF MY OWN DEVICE!!!

My Dear Friends,
Its Yuletide again!!!!
Its that time of the year when everyone is happy! Or pretend to be so!But i am certainly not happy because exams got over and they were really bad!
I am turning out to be a philanderer.And on top of it 1 semester got over and following things were added to my list of under achievements :
(1)I haven't gain significant knowledge over last 3-4 months.......not an iota of it!
(2)I haven't studied as been happening since past 3-4 years!
(3)I haven't improved as a person!(at least that's what my mom think)
Last but not the least...
(4)I was unable to get a girlfriend!!! (Perennial Problem with Pushkaraj.. PPP sounds good)
You know i am PRISONER OF MY OWN DEVICE
I am going crazy also one of beautiful Friend of mine says I am "PAGAL"
Firstly i did not studied properly,secondly i am seriously facing lack of concentration problem!So all the girls please forgive me if i am not committed to anyone of you!(Actually i love them all)...that's a different story to tell sometime.
Now i crib that exams have went horrible!!!
Hey but exams are not everything.....(though my mom says exams are only thing)
So there is always a next time.....and by the way i am happy to be prisoner of my own device!!!
So so long my dear Friends since exams are over you can see more of me now!!!
P.S. Still cribbing over the fact that semesters are over and ain't got any girl!!!

NEED I SAY MORE!!!!

A PICTURE SAY MORE THAN 1000 WORDS!!!
SO ALL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND I-BANKERS........VOTE FOR PSYCHIC DONJUAN......... TO SAVE ALL INHABITANTS OF PLANET EARTH FROM A COMET CALLED-"RECESSION"!!!!

TROUBLE IS MY ONLY FREIND & HE IS BACK AGAIN

My Dear friends, James Blunt sings in his recent song ,"Carry Me Home"....

"Trouble is my only friend and he's back again.

Makes his body older than it really is.
he says it's high time he went away,
No one's got much to say in this town.
Trouble is the only way is down.

Down, down."

Though this is modified version to suit my gender!!!

But my dear freinds it does not take away the truth from the above lines!!!

My mid term results are due.....and have already flunked in one subject!!!!!!

Trouble....trouble trouble big time dear psychicdonjuan!!!

When i joined DIMSR i thought this was my last time to make so called "improvement" but boy o boy ........I  have turned everything into a sawdust!!!!

I don't know whats happening.....i get blank while writting paper,i can't concentrate,i can't comprehend,i have become comfurtably dumb!!!

I need to pull my socks up if i have to make something good out of this course!!!!!

But the trouble is not leaving my back like a maniac ex-lover..who refuses to stop stalking down you and give nightmares to you!!

but i ain't any ordinary mortal.i refuse to bow before my beautiful freind!!!!!

Either my freind can win or me!!! if i win everythings gonna alright.though my freind can visit me later...but if he wins....who cares if he wins.life is ain't worth leaving sans my best freind-TROUBLE.......soI  just want to take my freind in my arms and hope to god to give me wings to fly away!!!!! and one day someday god will answer my prayer though i am atheist!!!!!!

Enough of wallowing of  self-pity from me!!!

The point to be noted here is that trouble is constant like the m in einstien's equation E=mc^2!

So  all the single inhabitants on the planet earth.....don't worry if you don't have girlfreind just like me.......trouble will give you enough of screwing!!!!!

So just remember James Blunt's song -"Trouble is my only friend and he's back again........"

God Bless You All!!!!

P.S.Stay away from my best freind though!!!

 

Exam Tension!!!!!!

Boy O Boy!!! ...I am really a prodigal son of my mother!!!!!!

And what better time can i ask  to prove this  than exam time.

Exams are back again to haunt me!!!...Actually speaking examns were not so much scary when i was a child!!!!! but my dear freinds that child has grown a bit and also all dreams have broken!!!

Well before getting more melodramatic let me explain my situation...when i took admission in NLDIMSR i thought i will study hard and be topper but as days are progressing i am adjusting my goal as per ease /laziness of mine!!!!!

 But i really wnat to score this time around i know its helluva job but i somehow must do it!!!!

In 10th i score less then my potential,again in 12th despite working my backside off i failed a bit short........same thing repeated at undergraduate level and i have become perennial under achiever!!!!!

Hope i erase that past.....which may look bit tough at this point of time!!!! but lets pray for the best!!!

I AM REVERSAL ALCHEMIST

Hi friends you must have heard about ALCHEMIST ............now hear about REVERSAL ALCHEMIST..........the person is no other than me!!!!!!

i have a unique ability to get myself in a tricky situation!!!!
at first i find myself in a pickle but with great tenacity i overcome any obstacle then as a rule of fate i somehow screw it up all over again ......and again find myself in a storm!!!!

I ameven myself perplexed by this unique ability of mine!!!!
For example take any girl.......i crib about the fact that i don't have any girlfreind till date....but somehow i manage to make good freindship with chicks we get closer than anybody around......life seems beautiful then as providence will have it i lost it somehow!!!!!!!

Hope this jinx get broken in NLDIMSR, my present college!!!!!

Till then watch out for this space.....for quixotic encounters of Psychic Don Juan !!!!! 

Enjoying College life less studies!!!!!

Hi ya all feellas out there!!!
                                                          Never thought life would be sooooooooo beautiful..
Life at NLDIMSR is rocking goooood!!!All the girls .......i mean could ask for more!!!!!!
but only worry is that i am not studyin even for a nano second!!!!!
My aim of gettin admin in NLDIMSR seems to be defeated but who cares!!!!!
I am having hell lot of fun!!!!!!
and as my beautiful freind sms me a nice message:To be is to do-socrates,to do is to be-Swami Vivekanand and..........Do be do be do!!!!!!-scooby do.......
So Enjoy Life and screw and get screwed in the process!!!!!!After all this world is big corporate conspiracy and we are goin to die some day!!!!!!!

Bye GBU!!!!!!

CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE

We are all liars,  because the truth of yesterday becomes a lie tomorrow,Whereas letters are fixed,and we live by the letter of truth. The love I feel for my friend, this year,is different from the love I felt last year.If it were not so, it would be a lie. Yet we reiterate love! love! love! as if it were a coin with fixed value instead of a flower that dies, and opens a different bud......D.H Lawerence


My dear freinds lets us talk about love ...............it is one thing which is presently tormenting me a lot!!!!!!!
People fight over love .......they move when there is too little of it........they are suspicious when there is too much of it....people fight over it......civilizations have fallen because of it....people come closer bcoz of it at the same time are seperated on account of it.......yet people everywhere all over the world need it!!!!
It is RAISON D'ETRE of our life.......so my dear freinds .....love will fail in life so don't spoil life in love but at the same time never forget to love in life!!!!!

A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON

HI ALL YA INHABITANTS OF THIRD PLANET FROM THE SUN!!!!
     5 th oct 2008 will be marked as a red letter day in the annals of history of web world..........cause PSYCHIC DON JUAN has created  a blog to see and study for all yea ordinary mortals out there!!!!
 as the name suggest all you fella need not be afraid of me especially all those nymphs out there!!!!!!
     this blog is dedicated to all those people who beleive in the notion of  being different so watch out for this space for more!!!!!!