Miles To Go...........

Pondering over my life of last score of years on this day of Winter Solstice makes me philosophical!!!
Even prophets of philosophy like Immanuel Kant,Stendhal ,Nietzsche would have been proud of me!!!
I have made million mistakes and few right things though latter part is debatable but optimism never killed anyone and I don't want to be its first casualty!!!
So I will be making mistakes so that I will have more such chances at least to compare myself with above mentioned prophets!
So before I sign off a nice little poetry that I studied in English in my 5th Grade.
Poem by Robert Frost :
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there's some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

QUARTER LIFE CRISIS!!!!

My Dear friends,
You must have all heard of mid-life crisis now hear about quarter life crisis.Its symptoms are-10 Point Something..they are:
(1)You are struggling to finish the course which you have taken up at masters level.
(2)You have no money.....totally broke.
(3)Your mom thinks that you have wasted "quarter" of your life doing nothing.
(4)There is problem of "placements" all around .
(5)Your Friends think you are more liability to group than asset.
(6) You think this world is whole conspiracy against you and your dreams.
(7)You get jealous of your Friends.....let me add undeserving..who are at good places than you.
(8)You don't have any girl!!!!
(9)On top of it all the "lukkhas" are having hot chicks.....or girl whom you like is already hooked(Perennial Problem of many though!)
(10)Last but not the least.....you know you are looser till now!!!!!

So my dear Friends above are symptoms of this deadly crisis.If anyone of you have any remedy for it please please please contact me......I am waiting!!!

PRISONER OF MY OWN DEVICE!!!

My Dear Friends,
Its Yuletide again!!!!
Its that time of the year when everyone is happy! Or pretend to be so!But i am certainly not happy because exams got over and they were really bad!
I am turning out to be a philanderer.And on top of it 1 semester got over and following things were added to my list of under achievements :
(1)I haven't gain significant knowledge over last 3-4 months.......not an iota of it!
(2)I haven't studied as been happening since past 3-4 years!
(3)I haven't improved as a person!(at least that's what my mom think)
Last but not the least...
(4)I was unable to get a girlfriend!!! (Perennial Problem with Pushkaraj.. PPP sounds good)
You know i am PRISONER OF MY OWN DEVICE
I am going crazy also one of beautiful Friend of mine says I am "PAGAL"
Firstly i did not studied properly,secondly i am seriously facing lack of concentration problem!So all the girls please forgive me if i am not committed to anyone of you!(Actually i love them all)...that's a different story to tell sometime.
Now i crib that exams have went horrible!!!
Hey but exams are not everything.....(though my mom says exams are only thing)
So there is always a next time.....and by the way i am happy to be prisoner of my own device!!!
So so long my dear Friends since exams are over you can see more of me now!!!
P.S. Still cribbing over the fact that semesters are over and ain't got any girl!!!

NEED I SAY MORE!!!!

A PICTURE SAY MORE THAN 1000 WORDS!!!
SO ALL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND I-BANKERS........VOTE FOR PSYCHIC DONJUAN......... TO SAVE ALL INHABITANTS OF PLANET EARTH FROM A COMET CALLED-"RECESSION"!!!!

TROUBLE IS MY ONLY FREIND & HE IS BACK AGAIN

My Dear friends, James Blunt sings in his recent song ,"Carry Me Home"....

"Trouble is my only friend and he's back again.

Makes his body older than it really is.
he says it's high time he went away,
No one's got much to say in this town.
Trouble is the only way is down.

Down, down."

Though this is modified version to suit my gender!!!

But my dear freinds it does not take away the truth from the above lines!!!

My mid term results are due.....and have already flunked in one subject!!!!!!

Trouble....trouble trouble big time dear psychicdonjuan!!!

When i joined DIMSR i thought this was my last time to make so called "improvement" but boy o boy ........I  have turned everything into a sawdust!!!!

I don't know whats happening.....i get blank while writting paper,i can't concentrate,i can't comprehend,i have become comfurtably dumb!!!

I need to pull my socks up if i have to make something good out of this course!!!!!

But the trouble is not leaving my back like a maniac ex-lover..who refuses to stop stalking down you and give nightmares to you!!

but i ain't any ordinary mortal.i refuse to bow before my beautiful freind!!!!!

Either my freind can win or me!!! if i win everythings gonna alright.though my freind can visit me later...but if he wins....who cares if he wins.life is ain't worth leaving sans my best freind-TROUBLE.......soI  just want to take my freind in my arms and hope to god to give me wings to fly away!!!!! and one day someday god will answer my prayer though i am atheist!!!!!!

Enough of wallowing of  self-pity from me!!!

The point to be noted here is that trouble is constant like the m in einstien's equation E=mc^2!

So  all the single inhabitants on the planet earth.....don't worry if you don't have girlfreind just like me.......trouble will give you enough of screwing!!!!!

So just remember James Blunt's song -"Trouble is my only friend and he's back again........"

God Bless You All!!!!

P.S.Stay away from my best freind though!!!

 

Exam Tension!!!!!!

Boy O Boy!!! ...I am really a prodigal son of my mother!!!!!!

And what better time can i ask  to prove this  than exam time.

Exams are back again to haunt me!!!...Actually speaking examns were not so much scary when i was a child!!!!! but my dear freinds that child has grown a bit and also all dreams have broken!!!

Well before getting more melodramatic let me explain my situation...when i took admission in NLDIMSR i thought i will study hard and be topper but as days are progressing i am adjusting my goal as per ease /laziness of mine!!!!!

 But i really wnat to score this time around i know its helluva job but i somehow must do it!!!!

In 10th i score less then my potential,again in 12th despite working my backside off i failed a bit short........same thing repeated at undergraduate level and i have become perennial under achiever!!!!!

Hope i erase that past.....which may look bit tough at this point of time!!!! but lets pray for the best!!!

I AM REVERSAL ALCHEMIST

Hi friends you must have heard about ALCHEMIST ............now hear about REVERSAL ALCHEMIST..........the person is no other than me!!!!!!

i have a unique ability to get myself in a tricky situation!!!!
at first i find myself in a pickle but with great tenacity i overcome any obstacle then as a rule of fate i somehow screw it up all over again ......and again find myself in a storm!!!!

I ameven myself perplexed by this unique ability of mine!!!!
For example take any girl.......i crib about the fact that i don't have any girlfreind till date....but somehow i manage to make good freindship with chicks we get closer than anybody around......life seems beautiful then as providence will have it i lost it somehow!!!!!!!

Hope this jinx get broken in NLDIMSR, my present college!!!!!

Till then watch out for this space.....for quixotic encounters of Psychic Don Juan !!!!! 

Enjoying College life less studies!!!!!

Hi ya all feellas out there!!!
                                                          Never thought life would be sooooooooo beautiful..
Life at NLDIMSR is rocking goooood!!!All the girls .......i mean could ask for more!!!!!!
but only worry is that i am not studyin even for a nano second!!!!!
My aim of gettin admin in NLDIMSR seems to be defeated but who cares!!!!!
I am having hell lot of fun!!!!!!
and as my beautiful freind sms me a nice message:To be is to do-socrates,to do is to be-Swami Vivekanand and..........Do be do be do!!!!!!-scooby do.......
So Enjoy Life and screw and get screwed in the process!!!!!!After all this world is big corporate conspiracy and we are goin to die some day!!!!!!!

Bye GBU!!!!!!

CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE

We are all liars,  because the truth of yesterday becomes a lie tomorrow,Whereas letters are fixed,and we live by the letter of truth. The love I feel for my friend, this year,is different from the love I felt last year.If it were not so, it would be a lie. Yet we reiterate love! love! love! as if it were a coin with fixed value instead of a flower that dies, and opens a different bud......D.H Lawerence


My dear freinds lets us talk about love ...............it is one thing which is presently tormenting me a lot!!!!!!!
People fight over love .......they move when there is too little of it........they are suspicious when there is too much of it....people fight over it......civilizations have fallen because of it....people come closer bcoz of it at the same time are seperated on account of it.......yet people everywhere all over the world need it!!!!
It is RAISON D'ETRE of our life.......so my dear freinds .....love will fail in life so don't spoil life in love but at the same time never forget to love in life!!!!!

A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON

HI ALL YA INHABITANTS OF THIRD PLANET FROM THE SUN!!!!
     5 th oct 2008 will be marked as a red letter day in the annals of history of web world..........cause PSYCHIC DON JUAN has created  a blog to see and study for all yea ordinary mortals out there!!!!
 as the name suggest all you fella need not be afraid of me especially all those nymphs out there!!!!!!
     this blog is dedicated to all those people who beleive in the notion of  being different so watch out for this space for more!!!!!!